shiftythrifting:

I dont even want to know…

vedurnan:

6th grade math problem:

Words were exchanged between friends – the house of human companionship was established in secret – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed

A) The house was diminished!

B) The house was strengthened!

C) The house was swept away!

D) The house was swept away!

ashleyjizzdale3:

kidgokart:

kidgokart:

if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut

leokelly:

smoqueen:

Season 2 Episode 9 – The Dinner Machine

Kramer: will you STOP IT man?? you’re a slave to the APPARATUS! Its…its…its PERVERSE

porkue:

this shit is killing me

sheepinthebigcity:

Kills you with the Mr beast gun. To the left you’ll See the gubble.

bogleech:

snowing-in-cyberspace:

turnipwizard:

i love thermodynamics because its like no…. my toaster waffle did not get cold… it simply tried to warm this big cold world all by its little self… her heat was given… and she asked for NOTHING in return … ;_;

running-batty:

bibiana112:

sasukeologist:

I love when Tumblr has random funny bullshit videos without any description like this and I just have to trust either that my mutuals wouldn’t put unfunny things on my dash or that I’ve made good decisions on who to follow

Sharing the original video because nothing could prepare me for the offical sketch the police department sent.